| !!Albert's Damn Page of Jokes!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| !!!!!Blonde Jokes!!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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*How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? !The joystick is wet!* What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? !The more you bang them the looser they get! *What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in commmon? !There both empty from the neck up! *Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? !She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche! *What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? !Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay)! *What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? !You only have to punch information into a computer once! *Why don't blondes eat Jello? !They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages! *What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? !Introduces themself!*How does a blonde kill a fish? !She drowns it! *Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? !Because on the box it said From 2-4 years! *What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? !"Oh look! Donut seeds!" *How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? !You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| !!!!Bill Clinton Jokes!!!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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*What does a soda machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common? !They both take Bills! *What is the difference between Monica Lewinsky and a brick? !Laying a brick never ruined your career! *What's the best way to circumcise Bill Clinton? !Kick Monica in the jaw! *What's the difference between Nike and Clinton? !Nike's slogan is "Just Do It." Clinton's is "Just Do Me!" *What is Monica's favorite make of condom? !Presidents Choice! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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A pic taken by me in my bedroom!!!
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